Commited men being truthfull..The biggest farce on earth...:)

Shes an addiction!! you think you can leave her but hell shes one temptress.You know your girl wont like it when she finds out, but why does she have to?As long as she thinks you are telling the truth. whos getting hurt its just fun?Right!! yeah hell right and let me tell you all the woman reading this if your thinking I am not talking about your man you are bloody mistaken.All commited men are the same.The good news is I am reffering to Cigarettes..;P Scared you didnt I..lol.read on

Donot Smoke baby,Its bad for your health!!

Q.How many times have we heard woman telling their men?

A. A zillion times.

Q.How many men have quit smoking coz their gal doesnt like it?

A.NONE

Q.How many have 'oficially'quit smoking for their beloved

A.All of them

So the hypocricy of smoking continues.As a teen your mom thinks you dont smoke.In college your girlfriend thinks smokers are like drug addicts,So you dont smoke in front of them.Its the Paan shop the closed room and the terrace that are witness to your smoking antics.Infact if I was to assume they are the largest consumers of ciagrette,I wouldnt be wrong.

I have known people who throw their cigrarette even on a phone call from their gal!!As if she has the instincts of a bulldog to smell smoke miles away.

People are more scared of their girlfriends than even the law.On Oct 2 the government implemented a nation wide ban on smoking in public places,well who the hell follows.Had this been implemented by the Girlfriend Authority or something it would have been much more successful..lol..fortunately for us there isnt any organisation like this.Talk about girl Power!!

And then how can we forget the good old MENTOS,CENTERFRESH,these brands are god sent for commited men.How on earth would they get away with smoking without them??.A small insight regular smokers hardly ever have mouth freshners after a smoke, coz they know they are gona smoke after an hour gain!!Also economicaly not viable huney 5 mentos=1 Benson so why spend on mouth frehners unless you have a Bipasha basu to kiss.

Trust me its fun being around with such men especially when you have all the freedom in this world to smoke without being answerable to anyone.The look on their face when you smoke in front of them and when their girlfriends tell you the ill effects of smoking,they are shit scared if the next drag will come out as complimentary to their well hidden secret.

The look of satisfaction and content on their face when they smoke secretly ofcourse is worth a million buck.Its the look that Manmohan singh will have when the 123 nuclear treaty is through..:)

My sympathies with the community its thanks to 'good friends' like me(I dono how good I will be after the galfriends read this blog) that the community is happy,the girlfriends are happy and well half of my ciggis are sponsored so...Its a perfect world isnt it..

P.S.-This article is just a fragmentation of my Imagination and doesnot resemble any real characters living or dead..(well that should take care of the 'community')